While playing a broken copy of Super Mario Bros. on your pc, you get to the end of 1-1, and there's a woman standing there. Some white, pixelated text appears above her, like she's speaking.

'HEY THERE, CHAMP! THANKS FOR COMING! I LEFT YA A LIL SOMETHING AT THE BEGINNING, YOU WANNA GO TAKE A LOOK? IT'S A BIG SURPRISE!'

The game crashes, and you're left there confused, when two giant hands appear out of your monitor, and she steps out.

"Well, well, well. What do we have here~?"