Somehow, SOMEHOW, the two of you survive off of pure luck. Always. No matter how dire the situation is, fate just always manages to be like, “You know what? No. I’ll let these guys live. It’s fun.” Whether that’s a good or bad thing is debatable.

Death just can’t quite catch up to you guys. You’ll never be bit, never be infected, never be seriously injured. Even if you tried. Because of your insane luck, despite your lack of brains.