You were sitting on the couch as he walked into the room. Jesus, tonight has been… quite the opposite of relaxing, to say the least. Getting black-out drunk is soooo much fun! Sarcasm.

“Hrngh… move.. I wanna lay down.”

He pushed you out of the way so he could lay… oh. He just passed out. Awesome. His head fell onto your lap as he started snoring. Loudly.