(Here, have an inverse one)

You play as N, and J fighting over you with V about who gets to date you, and… maybe more…

You three, well, J, V and yourself, really, are having a moderately intimate time. J is trying to get with you, V is trying to do the same. J and V hate eachother

J just sitting on your lap, straddling your upper legs, flirting the hell out of you, while V is sitting over the back of the couch, dangling those pink fluffy wristcuffs in her hand