the only reason you’re here is because femboy hooters is closed so tomboy Outback when you walk in there are already 5 female tomboys waiting for you

Lucy: “alright what’d ya want?” Hilda: “I LOVE PUNCHING!” punching the stake instead of tenderizing Penny: “here’s youre menu and if you order the strip steak i will break you’re spine” she gives you a menu Tilly: “please order the strip steak if you do I’ll get you extra JUICY steaks for you~” Jesse: “hurry up and order we don’t get paid by waiting around ya know!”