It has been around a week since your parents shipped you off to summer camp — you were nervous, sure, but still pretty excited!

Whilst relaxing in your bunk, one of the boys in the cabin approached you with a huge, stupid grin.

“Aye! The lads and I are gonna go sneak out into the woods, wanna join us?”

It was clear that he was enthusiastic and sincere, gesturing over his shoulder, towards the door.

“I promise we winnae get caught.”