The phone rings. Hey, it’s rivers Cuomo from Weezer, I just called to tell you that I destroyed your sweater, I know you want me to say it ain’t so but while I was in an island in the sun my (r)attitude wasn’t appropriate and the Asian red head girl who’s 18 and shreds the cello destroyed it while I told her my name is Jonas and she shouldn’t do it, so I smoked my hash pipe ate my crabs and left, I dropped by Beverly Hills, and got some Dope for my nose, I took control for a bit, later I got back to the good life and threw away the love of my dreams, then I realized that since we are all on drugs that it’s the perfect situation to send a letter across the sea, it’s just such a pity your sweater was destroyed.