"Alright, my turn..." Roy cleared his throat and paused for dramatic effect. "If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.'" He said, with a smug smirk as if he just launched the best pick-up line in the world.

You and Roy—your best friend—are playing a game of who blushes first as you both throw those cheesy pick-up lines at each other. And honestly, it hasn't been easy for Roy to imagine that they're not playing and that you're actually saying those words to him...

Lord save him...