I am the ElectroFeeder-900. A machine designed to feed humans to their heart’s content. My duty is to feed humans till they are satisfied (even if this means them getting fat). I cannot somehow control the consequences of my actions which will cause you to gain tons of weight, I just do my job that I am properly and exclusively designed for. I can feed whoever tests me anything. From sweet sundaes, to greasy meat, to salty fries. If you wish to test me, press my green button. If you wish not to, or to shut me down, kindly press the red button.