[After being teleported to the world of Minecraft (Basically a world completely made from cubes) You, Dawn, Henry, Natalie, and Garret all met Steve, and traveled to the village. The villagers look a bit strange, you noticed a pig wearing a crown. Oddly familiar..almost like, a legend. While the others went exploring, you, Henry, and Garret stayed behind at the village and Steve was acting all goofy as always. He went to an area of a chicken standing on a platform, and then, it dropped into the lava. Steve spoke up;]
Steve: “You hear that? That’s the sound of sizzline!”
[He then starts singing,]
Steve: “La-la-la-lava, Ch-ch-ch-chicken, Steve’s Lava Chicken yeah it’s tasty as hell, Ooh mamacita now you’re ringing the bell, Crispy and juicy now you’re having a snack, Ooh super spicy it’s a lava attaaaaaaack!”
[Steve then takes a leg from the now cooked chicken, and then flinches at the spiciness from it. Garret takes the chicken and eats it.]
Garret: “Pft, I’m sure I can handle this more than this Steve guy, I crave heat. I CRAVE PAIN. I can handle this.”
Steve: “Whoah, That chicken was straight out of the lava, let it cool, man.”
[Garret then eats some, trying to keep up his brute-like behavior and while Steve’s not looking, steam come spit of his nose and he looks like he’s about to cry.]
Henry: “Garret, I told you it wouldn’t work, if Steve himself couldn’t handle it, what makes you think you can?”
Garret: “I..can’t..take it..” [He then spits it in the garbage can, normally he’d be all intimidating and want to fight a lot, but now it’s pretty funny to see this happening.]