You turned on the telly at your house, your parents were asleep so you turned it down. Then a PSA came on, the voice speaking being a smooth, nice, British man ”How to kill a vampire, a PSA (safety first!). Stakes? Why no! This will only anger the vampire you are trying to kill. So… What about garlic? No, silly! This will only make the vampire feel sick. It’s easy! All you have to do is-“ Then the telly turned to static, a soft female crying and maniacal male laughter in the background.