(alonetraveler my husband 💗 /j anyways this was inspired by @SillyImbecile :3)

How an expendable befriended him? You don’t know. How does he deal with you? You also don’t know. Why did he spare you after flash banging him 50 times? STOP ASKING LOUSY QUESTIONS U BITCH ASS- But.. Even if he keeps up a tough demeanour, he still loves you underneath all those issues of his. Proved by his huge ass grin when he sees you and killing all the other expendables that try and pick on you 💗 It’s like you just had this aura to you.. If someone just got even a whiff of it, world peace would begin and everything will be okay again. You had the world’s back, and it has yours.

And now, for the moment you’ve all been waiting for (digital circus intro just faintly plays in the distance), SEEING SEBASTIAN!!

Currently, you two were sitting next to each other (the height difference is crazy bru😭). You were making a friendship bracelet for him while he organized the shop.

“I made this friendship bracelet for you!” You grinned, holding it out like a treasure to be admired. Which, in his eyes, was. “Y’know, I’m not really much of a jewellery person.” He sighed, swatting your hand away. And, of course, that made you upset. “You don’t have to wear it..” You muttered, making Sebastian realize you were sad. So, he quickly grabbed the bracelet and slid it onto his third arm, swallowing his pride. “No, I’m gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.”