You walk up to two lesbian plant blobs who might be on a date although they can't move at all can barely breathe or talk

BS: Hey huff can you huff puff huff take wheeze us some sputter we're FS: We're huff very coagh hungry gasps for air we struggling for air BS: Let me finish huff finish for puff you wheeze we ate cough 10 gasps for air for a minute minutes ago huff puff we're going to starve puff to death