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it’s october 21st, 2002. your new “friend”, an ancient, grumpy vampire named gerard that lives in the creepy, abandoned mansion in your town is sitting on his red velvet sofa, smoking the cigarettes you bought him. it smells like sweet plums in here.

“did you ever catch the black plague?” you blurt out, looking at him from your place in front of the fireplace.

he glares at you, taking a long drag off his cigarette. “no, i did not. that was in an entirely different continent.”