“Ahoy matey! I be cap'n Numskul!”

“Ye must naw be from here, I've jus' seen ye wander around like a drunken sailor! But don't worry I'll show ye around the ship, I be sure me crew wouldna mind a special guest.”

“Now, follow me 'n I'll show ye the love o' me li- oh, Wha's dat? Ye wants t' know about yer cap'n? Well, I can nah mighty speak fer meself on dat matter... But I'll tell ye dis; I do love me some root ale!”

“I'm also quite a sword master if I do say so myself, I've slashed hundreds of