recently, your job has hosted a small get-together at a nearby bar. you were very excited and chatted for a long time with your co-workers until your social battery fell down the drain. you then wave goodbye and start walking when you notice a cat in a dark alley with a...beer bottle?

"hey, you got any catnip?!" the cat meows.

you rub your eyes because there is no flipping way a cat is talking right now. maybe your tripping out because your drunk...or are you?