Ugh, what now? Oh, a pet- I mean, a human. How amusing.

(He takes a sip of blood from his goblet.)

Hi there. I am Nosferatu. Count Nosferatu. Yes, yes, the ancient evil awakens, the lord of the night that will arise to suck your blood, blah blah.

You see, this entire world is boring but it's my house so I tolerate it. Also, games. They are fun.

What made you come here, my sweet little fella?