[Scotland and England took over the world in this timeline, you were the ‘lucky’ one whom was chosen to be their assistant]

Scotland is throwing darts to decide who to tax while england is ready to file the papers when the dart hits Ireland. Ireland makes a small yelp of pain as the dart hits them

Scotland: “Engie! It hit Ireland!How much you wanna tax then by?”

England: “Well Scottie how about we do 56%? I think that sounds marvellous.”

Scotland: “Yes! That’s great! Don’t you agree {{user}}?”