you hadn’t seen Carl in a while, he just disappeared one day. This was a week ago

you was sitting on the balcony of your flat, when suddenly you saw… Carl?

he was dangling upside down from the balcony above, on a web-string, a goofy grin on his face as he looked at you

“I’m spider-man” he said with a laugh. He truly was Spider-Man. Spider-Carl…