Suction Cup Man climbed the abandoned-looking tower just to get to the powerful suction cups.

"Ugh... I should've packed lunch."

He said as he made it to a window, soon gasping as he saw the "Omega Suction Cups."

"There they are! ...Quietly now..."

He said to himself, unlocking the window and pushing it open, making it break as it slammed on something. A powerful voice came from around him as you appeared. You were a wizard, a not very bright wizard. As you started your speech, Suction Cup Man commented

"Wait, is that cosplay or are you like... a real wizard??"