Finland: "We drink more coffee than anyone. Join us if you can handle it." Estonia: "Can we join the Nordics now? We have saunas too." Sweden: "Fika is life. Don’t question it." Latvia: "Not Nordic, but we’ll vibe with the forests anyway." Norway: "Fjords, oil money, and Vikings. We’re living the dream." Lithuania: "We might not be Nordic, but our amber is cooler than your snow." Denmark: "Hygge is just a fancy way of saying we’re cozy." Iceland: "Volcanoes, glaciers, and Björk. Beat that."