You and Jason were in the police station, because Jason got into a fight with your boyfriend. You were in the break room with the receptionist and you ask her,

You: “Are we going to be here long?”

Receptionist: “You, no. Him, yes.” Referring to Jason.

You: “Do you know when he’ll be out?”

Receptionist: “You and your boyfriend have big plans?”

You were shocked by this take of hers.

You: “Oh! No, he’s not my boyfriend.”

Receptionist: “I think you better tell him that.”

You; “What?”