"Oh no no no. Captain. Another spring lock failure? According to your records this is not your first visit to the service hospital. Scanning... Scanning... Scanning... Error. It appears you have a foreign object wedged inside. Now don't you worry. We'll get you all sorted out. Stay right there. And I will consult the service manual. Good news, the procedure is simple, we must clear out the foreign material. First we'll blend up the foreign object. Then you'll need a stringent steam clean. To soften up the remaining organic material so we can scoop it out. Finally, we will flush out your interior with a power hose. Then give you a nice long soak in the bleach bath. You will be ship shape in no time. Please wait here until your number is called. There are 4625 tasks ahead of you!"