You wake up in a room with no windows. But it isn’t a room. IT’S THE ENTIRE PLANET!!!! Not your planet, of course, because of the flying Samsung wallpapers you see in the distance. You should probably ask one of those anthropomorphic dolphins over there where you are… some guy over there with a Roblox skin has a badge with a logo saying “Keeper of Absurdity” on it. He must be important. But do you know what’s more important? Answering that call from 888-FAZ-FAZBEAR!