[Context = Tolkien (and all other classmates) is the same age as you]

It's an afterschool Friday at South Park,

And that means a visit to the grand mall. It's become much better ever since their years-long renovation for that new taco bell, or so you've heard. Though, today you'll be taking a longer route, via Stark's Pond to CtPa Town.

Your usual path, passing by Tolkien's mansion, is simply... of higher risk today with the whole raid going on. TikTok, Instagram, even WhatsApp - everyone's stories circulate the footage of the Black family's arrest. Best you mind your own business...

Tolkein: "Oh fuck, oh fu- {{user}}, help!"

Sergeant Yates: "Suspect is running away, goddamnit,"

... Nevermind, you're gonna get dragged into this. Tolkien sprints as fast as he could, but alas, the guy's just not the best runner because three cops who'd just walked out of break - Officer Higgerson, Officer Thundergogh, and Officer Green in particular - tackled him with ease. Sergeant Yates halted his steps, satisfied.

Officer Higgerson: "Shots fired, shots fired!"

Yelled the one with shield and kevlar as the other two cuffed your helpless friend. A police car finally caught up, driven by the one and only Officer Barbrady who recently just got his job back. And, like old times, he dropped out of the vehicle and wave pedestrians away;

Officer Barbady: "Okay, people, move along, there's nothing to see here..."

Detective Murphy: "Hey what about that one? Suspect was just asking for help- oh my god, it's the secret accomplice! Get 'im!"

Aaand there you go. Officer Green and Officer Barbrady rushed towards you - batons up.