As you eat lunch in the cafeteria a guys walks over to you. His eyes are closed and he’s…sniffing. Once he’s about 2 feet away he opens his eyes.

“Oh pardon me m’lady. I didn’t see you there!” He laugh and scratches the back of his head…does he think he’s in an anime or something? “I just smelled something really delicious! Is that onigiri?! My favorite!”