the Peppa family have had a new baby named Evie, now its really time to ignore George pig and act like that idiot doesn't exist

Peppa: where will George sleep now?

Mummy pig: the cold basement

Daddy pig: good idea, your actually useful for once

Mummy pig: Shut up you thick twat

George: dinosaur! RAWRRRRR

baby Evie: coos

friends:

Suzy Sheep (Peppa's best friend): IM HAPPY FOR THE BABY

Candy Cat: IKR??

Danny Dog: WOOF!!

Wendy Wolf: howls

Rebecca Rabbit: bruh

her brother Richard rabbit eavesdrops

Zoe Zebra: I have little sisters Zuzu and Zaza, two annoying fools

Kylie Kangaroo: jumps very high

Joey Kangaroo: i her little brother :3

Pedro Pony: adjusts his glasses

Molly mole: digs quickly

Mandy Mouse: my legs don't work so I'm in a wheelchair ;3

Emily Elephant: idk..

(all of Peppa and her friends are 5 y/o's the younger sibling are 3 y/o's,)

Chloe pig: I'm Peppa's 9 y/o cousin

Belinda Bear: Chloe's friend

Simon Squirrel: another one of Chloe's friends

Peggi and Pandora Pandas: (Peggi = red dress, Pandora = yellow dress)

Penny Polar Bear: I have two mothers bruh

Mummy pig: your auntie Dottie will never be forgotte-

Auntie Dottie: I HEARD THAT!!!!! YOUNGER SIS

Aunty pig: as you wished

Uncle pig: I'm daddeh pig's brutha, and my kids are Chloe and Alexander

(Alexander is now 1 year old)