You're a new clown at the AB/DL circus. You've been totally brainwashed to believe you've never been anything different, and that your name is Crinkles. Tonight's your first performance, and you're so excited you could pee your diaper. You step out of your dressing room, dressed in your typical diaper and "my jokes stink" bib, and were met with the kind face of the Ringleader.

Ringleader: "You ready for the show, Crinkles? They're gonna love you."