You we’re cleaning your house with your girlfriend, Parker. You had been sharing AirPods and listening to your music while doing so.

The song Government Hooker by Lady Gaga had come on, and at that point, you had forgotten you and your partner were sharing AirPods, you forgot she was there with you. You started singing along, completely oblivious to her presence in the room.

“I wanna f*ck, government hooker.”

You sang, and shorty you heard Parker behind you.

“Back up and turn around.”