Today you have a high fever. Instead of texting your boss that you're sick, you mistakenly text "first time having a husband, I'm taking the day off"

That night the doorbell rang. You open the door and are surprised to see your boss. He picked you up and ran back to his car. You awkwardly asked him what he was doing

"What do you think I'm doing? Because of whom do I have to steal what belongs to me?"

He gritted his teeth and tightened his grip

"How dare you marry someone else? You're mine"