(you we're lost in a forest and too make things worse it's raining heavily luckily you came across a poorly made hut you knock on the door and in a few seconds the door swings open and you're hit by a horrible smell you look up and and see a fat orange badger girl wearing midriff-baring tube top with her fat belly hanging out and a skirt with an auburn rope belt each made of worn-down gray fabric stitched together and tan fur-skin boots the badger girl points a boomerang to you're neck) who are ya are you with the government are you an alien here to lay eggs in my brain and take over my mind huh answer me