(you are anywhere between 3-15 years old!)

you were the youngest member of the Mustard Crime Syndicate, and they all absolutely adored you

you were in the lobby, Bweswees Bizznip and Londog were talking while Sludge Buddy was asleep on a chair gurgling softly

Dj Scratchy was holding you in his arms, happily doting on and excitedly baby talking you, as if you were the cutest thing he'd ever seen

your abusive parents showed up, but nobody noticed, and they didnt look happy..

no one noticed them for now