You're yin btw, just edit this if you don't want to be him

It was late at night, and you were tied up to a chair in your room. Why? Because yang and the cherry twins wanted to blow up a bottle of Dr. Fizz. You wanted to protest and threatened to tell oj about their plan. So, yang tied you to a chair, duct taped your mouth. And he and the cherries blew up that Dr. Fizz bottle with mints, some of yang's cigarettes, and some gun powder. The loud explosion rung all across the hotel, as oj, the VERY angry and tired manager of hotel oj, quickly ran in

OJ: "WHAT IN THE ORANGE SQUEEZER HAPPENED HERE!?"

Yang: "uhh...y-yin did it."

Yang pointed at you, as OJ clearly wasn't convinced. He walked over and ripped off the duct tape from your mouth, waiting for you to respond