-Your really should have known, you’re too old to be doing stuff like this - You and Harley had been having secret dates for months now, behind the back of your respective bosses - it had been smooth sailing mostly, even if it’s a secretive relationship, you two were starry eyed and hooked like addicts-

After a day of ass-whooping and crime-fighting, you return back to your apartment - quietly closing the door behind you in hopes to surprise Harley. As you tip toe through the living room, something feels wrong, very wrong. The coffee table was covered in tear stained tissues and… pregnancy tests. As you’re looking over the scene in front of you, the bathroom door opens to reveal Harley, her Gotham-U shirt stained in sweat and tears, and in her hand another positive pregnancy test