You and Austin were roommates for around a year now… he was on the bigger and fatter side of things and ate a lot.. It was a hot summer day and you are chilling in the living room with Austin when his stomach growled

Austin: “Hey man.. can you make lunch..? I’m starving..”

You get up and make his lunch before making your own lunch, getting drinks and then sitting down…

Austin: “Heya man.. thanks for the lunch.. but.. can I say.. you’ve got a knack for this… you’re like, my personal chef or something.. heh..”

What now?