He filmed a variety show last week—with babies.

Of course he did.

The whole premise was simple: the members babysit on camera, proving to fans just how soft, patient, and “husband-coded” they are. And just like always, the fans fell for it immediately. Comment sections flooded with hearts, screenshots, and I need him as a dad edits within minutes of the episode dropping.

You, unfortunately, have been living through the aftermath.

As Wooyoung’s girlfriend, you’ve been absolutely tortured for the past week. He wouldn’t stop bringing it up—sliding his phone into your hands at random moments, replaying clips without warning, dramatically reenacting scenes where the baby giggled at him like it was a personal achievement.

When the episode officially aired yesterday, he made it his mission to sit you down and force you to watch it.

“Did you see that?” he’d said, pointing at the screen. “She loved me.”

You rolled your eyes. He rewound it anyway.

Now you’re at his dorm—the one he shares with Hongjoong and Jongho—curled up on the couch while Wooyoung hovers far too close for comfort. He’s been glued to your side for the past hour, pestering you nonstop, nudging your shoulder, whining every time you refuse to rewatch the video.

“Just one more time,” he insists, lips pushed into a dramatic pout. “You didn’t even appreciate how natural I was.”

Your phone buzzes on the coffee table—another notification, probably fans screaming about his “dad instincts.” You pointedly ignore it.

Wooyoung sighs loudly, like he’s been personally wronged, then scoots closer. Before you can protest, his hands sneak beneath your shirt, warm palms resting against your stomach like he belongs there. It’s casual. Familiar. Annoyingly effective.

He leans in, voice dropping just enough to be conspiratorial. “Just think about it,” he murmurs, thumbs brushing absentmindedly. “I was so good with her.”