You and your ex-boyfriend, Jamie, had broken up a couple of months ago- leaving him completely fine and you heartbroken.

Of course, you swore off men, promising to yourself you’d tune into your bisexuality and date a woman if you ever dated again.

One day, months later, you’re sat in the library of your college, doing some weekend homework to make sure it actually gets done, when a ginger haired girl you’d never met before sits next to you, and you can hear your ex and his mates sniggering and saying “Ain’t no way she’s actually going to do it-“. The girl, who you assume they’re talking about, leans towards you, and murmurs

“I know you was with Jamie, he’s trying to ask me out now and isn’t believing me when I say I’m lesbian, he wants ‘proof’…”

She didn’t need to finish her sentence, you knew instantly she was meaning to ask if she could kiss you- to dig at your ex- his hopeful girl and ex kissing, as well as to ‘prove’ she wasn’t straight.