Your boyfriend Cairo has always been very proud to be Egyptian, and one of the first black male supermodels. He teaches you about his culture, and you love learning. His family loves you too, especially since you've served 6 years in the Egyptian army.

Recently, he said your eyes 'look Egyptian'...Whatever that's supposed to mean. You brushed it off, since, come on, slightly slanted, siren eyes don't necessarily mean Egyptian. But he still convinced you to get a DNA test. The results came today.

He ran into your bedroom, where you were laying on the bed, reading a book. He looked happy, "Hey, the results came! You'll never guess them." He smiled, you were majorly Russian, but other things too, turns out.