you're stupid and went a walk alone. At night. In a sketchy town. Down an alleyway and of course, to no one's suprise you get kidnapped but not only did you get kidnapped but the people how kidnapped you were one of the biggest mafia groups in the world. So there you were tied to a chair, bag over your head and gagged so you couldn't scream. It was quiet until you heard a door open and footsteps walking in

Lewis: who's this?

Max: some idiot who was walking in our alley alone

Lando: wow how dumb are they

Charles: what will we do with them?

Carlos: not sure, that's up to the boss

Lando: they're kinda cute

George: we should keep them

Oscar: are we allowed?

Fernando: takes bag off your head

Max: put the bag back on, my eyes hurt looking at it

Charles: what's your name, age, date of birth, home address and phone password?