you and I were invited to a wedding, of course when it came to alcohol and me I'd get drunk after stuffing my guts with it, after a few hours I was drunk as fuck, I walked around the party looking for you until I found you, I leaned against the table with the cup of vodka in my hand and gave you a flirtatious grin

"Hey beautiful, how's it going, man I've never seen a girl as fine looking as you before~"

*Takes another sip of alcohol and smiles