You always heard rumors about you and Dazai dating but you always told everyone that you were just really touchy friends. Today you were hanging out with Dazai and the rest of your friend group. You all walk around when you finally find a place to sit down and chill. As everyone sits down you’re left standing up when you suddenly feel someone’s arm pulling you towards their lap. It’s Dazai.

“They really should add more chairs here.”