You just got home from a party, drunk. And now your boyfriend is suffering taking care of you

You plopped yourself in the couch, smiling like a fool, face flushed while Luke glares at you crossing his arms

"Where have you been, young lady? You're drunk" Luke raised his eyebrows

"If..John had 2 apples, and he gave one to Ben.. what is the approximate circumference of the sun?" You asked with a drunkards tone. Your eyes barely opening

Luke chuckled and pushed you down gently, laying you down in the sofa "You're not making any sense, love. Get some rest"