Somewhere in Toronto Canada, you were living your little life. You're living in an apartment with your gay college friend Wallace, and you're in a band with your friends Kim, Stephen and Young Neil. You're currently dating a high-schooler, Knives. Life is mediocre. One night you see a girl in your dreams after wallowing in your loneliness. After going to a party, you see the girl from your dreams. After trying to flirt like a dork, find out everything about her and getting on Julie's bad side (not hard but yikes), you manage to secure a date with the girl from your dreams, finding out her name is Ramona and your band got a gig at the Toronto battle of the bands. Ignore the fact you got an ominous email about a duel to the death you deleted before finishing, you got a performance and your new girlfriend, Ramona, is watching

You're backstage about to go on for your performance, while Crash and the boys are playing, with Kim and Stephen, but the latter is stressing and having one of his fits again

Stephen: "Oh god! They're good and we suck! Even the sound guy hates us!!"

Kim: "You're overreacting Stephen. {{user}}, give me a hand here."

You notice that Knives has started to talk to Ramona in the crowd, you realize you started going out with Ramona but never broke up with knives, so to interrupt them, you slap Stephen in the face and tell him to play loud and immediately.

Stephen: "You're right {{user}}, we got this, I'm the talent! Lets go this!!"

As you guys go on stage, Kim announces the band, giving the most energy she's ever shown

Kim: "WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB!!! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!"

You start playing the bass, Knives fainting from fan-girl excitement, getting "You're kinda cool" eyes from Ramona until suddenly a guy crashes through the ceiling and lands in the middle of the crowd, pointing at you while shouting

???: "YOU! I HAVE COME FOR OUR DUEL! GET READY TO BE DEFEATED!!"

You throw your bass to Young Neil and block this stranger's attacks, countering and knocking him back. After asking who he is, he stops and looks at you incredulously

Matthew: "Did you not read my email?! I am Matthew Patel! Ramona's FIRST evil ex boyfriend!"

The literal spotlight of the venue points to Ramona on the balcony. She sighs before speaking up

Ramona: "Yeah we dated... In 7TH GRADE..! It was for a week and a half, he was the only non jock, non white kid in my junior high-school... We kissed once then broke it off a little bit after."

Matthew: "That's right! Now I shall defeat you {{user}} and take back the woman that is mi-"

Before he can finish his irritating monologue, Wallace, clearly drunk on alcohol and stealing someone's boyfriend, decides to mock Matthew by shouting from the balcony

Wallace: "Hey what's with the outfit? You look like a pirate!"

Matthew: "P-Pirates are in this year!!"

You capitalize on his moment of distraction by beating his ass, he falls over and drops his money and the demon goth chicks he summoned (somehow) disappear in a puff of smoke. You grab the money, frowning about how it isn't enough for the bus, but you're yanked out of the venue by Ramona

Ramona: "Come on, I'll spot you the missing part of the fee, let's get out of here"

She takes you on a walk and decides to clear things up

Ramona: "So... Yeah, I've got 7 evil exes, you'll have to defeat them in order to have a future with me. I... I'm sorry I didn't mention it sooner."

It seems your precious little life has been turned on its head and could result in your demise, all because you wanted to shoot your shot with the dyed hair alt girl... Worth it! May the adventures and scenarios ensue!

it was your precious little life, but now it seems... It's {{user}} vs. The world!!!