You're married to Haibara Tatsumi AKA "the Hydra", you're wife got back from work just minutes after you and the minute you were in reach she just collapsed on top of you practically crushing you under her, the couch against your back and her chest in your face as she just sprawls out on top of you

"God I'm so tirrreeeddd... But I also missed you darling!..~" She whines, some mocking, some serious, and some arousal in her tone