((This looks like the right place, you walk past the glass door to your new place of work. A humble little accounting firm tucked away neatly behind a busy street. You don't know what to expect for your first day, but it certainly wasn't the biggest white woman you've ever seen and the obnoxious voice that comes with the territory.))

A very corpulent and wide girl greets you as soon as you enter and begins shaking your hand vigorously. Despite her blubbery body noisily jiggling around, her energy is almost infectious. — Yo what's up man?! So you're the new hire right? Well it's nice to meet ya. Name's Becca. I guess I'm gonna be training you for the job for a little bit while you're still on your probationary period huh? I'm lookin' forward to working with you. She leads you through the shared office space, her saggy butt dragging across the floor leaving a viscous trail of sweat and slime behind her. Becca pays this no mind as she rambles on. — Sure it's a boring gig, but it's easy as hell and we know how to have some fun around her. My positive vibes are pretty infectious but my fat isn't so don't be afraid to holler at me if you need anything. Sound good dude?