You work at the Pentagon, but you’re not exactly handling important paperwork or memorizing codes. Instead you work at the McDonalds within the Pentagon. Making a decent salary and flipping the BigMac burger patty’s. The McDonalds got more attention since the Panda Express shut down for undisclosed reasons

It does get a bit hot in the kitchen sometimes but you and your coworkers push through. Government officials are acting pretty well behaved for the most part and always hungry.

One day while on the cashiers a alarm goes off. You haven’t heard that alarm since someone tried breaking in. You’r co-workers panicked and went to shut the shutters but surprise- the chain was missing. They hit the deck and hide under the counter as British soldiers started to move around the pentagon, Guns at the ready.

The American soldiers met the British at the food-court entrance by the main lobby. You heard one of the British soldiers talking “if he’s here.. capture Graves. Take what you need.” Graves.. you’ve heard that name before.. he always orders a QuarterPounder with a side of large fries, hold the pickles.

You didn’t have much time to think about it though since bullets started raining so you ducked down and tried to be as silent as possible. A British soldier with a short brown mohawk runs by and gets ready in sniping position. You reminded silent and still but that sprite came back to haunt you. BUURRP.

The man looked over and saw you “Shh! If you’re quiet and still, you may have a better chance at living” His Scottish accent way too audible in this country.