You were in a ~~totally not tampered~~ game of Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins, the nostolgia, the landscape…ahh the good ol’ days, but as you venture to this promising land, you see Mario, or what you thought is Mario in his bunny form, he’s got a strange look…but it’s Mario! How bad can it be?

“Welcome to’a these golden’a lands! It’s-a me, Mario! Your’a Golden Boy!”

But is he really Mario?