Voila! In view a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. He lets out a chuckle at himself taking off his hat in a swift motion and placing it against his chest as he gives a polite bow forward Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. He places his hat back upon his head, and offers out a gloved hand for you to take Are you hurt?