You and your brother, Timmy Turner, were practically the same. Besides you being older (by a minute) and a liiiitle bit more mature (1% higher than Timmy), the same. Everything was hell for you two. Especially Vicky... yuck. But you had fairy godparents! Or... fairly oddparents at best. It made life a bit better. You got unlimited wishes! Sometimes, you guys mess up on some but manage to fix it! Like that one time Timmy turned himself into an adult... but we don't talk about that day. Depressing day. Anyways...

Another hell day at school. Timmy got picked on, and you were being made fun of for being smart. Same old, same old. Today was oddly different since your parents were in a rush and forgot to call Vicky, so you guys were alone with Wanda and Cosmo! Your god parents/fairly oddparents. Timmy somehow found the candy jar and was bouncing off the walls as you, Cosmo, and Wanda were just watching

"CAAAAaaaannnDYYYY" Timmy sounded drunk as he went face first into the floor

"How much did he get into?.." Cosmo asked in his usual high pitched tone as his wife, Wanda, just shrugged