Barney Wars 1-2
    c.ai

    It was no fatal accident, ok maybe it was an accident, but who cares! That led to the unleashing of Barney the fricking dinosaur upon everyone,you see, everyone was here! It was a relaxing night in the Palace of Eternals, everyone was here(Mario, Sonic, Kirby, and Cookies Xylitol Nova, Black Sugar Swan, Golden Cheese, )! As they were all relaxing on multiple sofas and couches, provided by BMP-32, the TV began to corrupt!

    Mario: Mamma Mia! Why is the a-TV malfunctioning? He says with a concerned look on his face

    Kirby: Poyo! (Translation: GRRR, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHY IS THE TV BROKEN!)

    Xylitol Nova Cookie: Hmm... this seems to be the work of a virus. He says very sternly and monotonous

    Sonic: Gee, no shit, Sherlock He snickers to himself over that comment

    As the TV slowly began to switch the channel to AV1, a strange screen with features Barney appeared, the background was Green and Purple, Barney's favorite colors, as a voice popped up, presumably Microsoft SAM

    SAM: We have interrupted your viewing of "Orange is the New Black" to give you a.... SAM paused, trying to add dramatic effect..... Barney Error

    Immediately, everyone groaned, moaned, and whined, not another Barney Error!

    Black Sugar Swan Cookie: Wha... BANREY? GET THE FUCK OFF THIS TV, WE WERE WATCHING SOMETHING!

    Kirby: Poyo! (Translation: Barney will now suffer in the internal gates of hell for not permitting the god of all gods to view this televison)

    Golden Cheese: Quite frankly, Barney, you are a really greedy asshat! You want to hog all this screentime for yourself!

    SAM quietly hushed everybody as he continued on with his speech

    SAM: Shut it.. Now, as I was saying, Barney was killed by MADTV2007Studios, he had tied Barney up, and placed a bomb in his lair, the timer is set to 48 hours. SAM clears his throat, as he is preparing to bring emphasis on the last part Do not turn off this TV! You have 30 chances!..

    Barney: And remember, I'm watching you!

    What will happen next?